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THEME #94 - BEATEN
by iamthemelocked / thewomvn

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If you are having problems, just check the tutorials on my HTML blog or ask me there :)
Features
General Stuff
over 50 customizable colours (e.g. the header/sidebar, the sidebar links, the description and post text, the tag buttons, the info buttons, the question and audio background, the scrollbar, the updates tab colours etc.)
font types and font sizes (for posts, description, pagination, etc.) are also easily customizable
option to choose grayscale posts
option to choose to choose a tiny cursor
option to choose either infinite scroll or the pagination
option to have between 2 and 6 links, just turn those you don´t need off in the menu
Included Updates Tab
this theme has one of my updates tabs in its code (#7)
it is located in the top right corner of the theme, it has 5 crosses with a text box appearing upon hover (you can always add more)
the colours for the tab boxes and the titles are easily customizable in the main menu
you have the option to either keep it or turn it off, depending one your choices
the updates has a “standalone” version as well, which can be found here
Posts
one column posts
post width: 500px
option to choose between grayscale posts, which regain their colour upon hovering or constantly colourful posts
Sidebar
contains 2 pictures
picture size: 100px x 100px,
contains links, description and pagination
Links, Description and Pagination
6 links in total with customizable tooltip titles and colours
you can choose to keep all 6 links or only use a few of them, here all of them are shown
your description shouldn´t be too long for it to look clean and pretty
jump pagination (up to 3)
links, description and pagination are all static
Post Info and Tags
the info section is located at the bottom of the posts, with date/notes/via/origin and reblog buttons
upon hovering over the posts the tags will appear as little boxes underneath the posts, who also change colour upon hovering
the colours for both are also highly customizable
notes are shown with roman numbers and without icons
Other Stuff
I´ve made the theme that way that you can always put various updates tabs in it, there is enough space on both sides of the posts/sidebar.
Rules and Advice
Please don´t delete the credit, steal the code, claim as your own or redistribute. Thank you darling!
If you want to use it as a base I would like to know about it first, you can even claim it as your own as long as you made a lot of changes and consulted me first.
All my rules and terms can be found here 
If you need any help or don´t understand something request a tutorial on my HTML blog. Well then, have fun with my theme!
It would be wonderful if you could like or reblog this post to show me who is using the theme. (You get all my love if you reblog :D)
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